So I stumbled across something mind-blowing yet somehow slightly disturbing today folks. The picture above is a DOG house. A. DOG. HOUSE. The Well-Appointed Home store offers luxury dog houses in several styles.
People... these are nicer than my own house (and probably not much smaller). Since I already live with five dogs anyway, perhaps I should just buy one of these, stick it on a plot of land, move in and call it a day.